kluster.issue one

Ladies and Gentlemen the day has arrived; you have found your way to kluster. Boy-oh-boy things sure are looking up for you from here.

So, I hear you ponder (yes, we can hear what happens in your head), what the heck are we doing here anyway? Greedily taking up space on the already over-populated planet dub dub dub?

After many lengthy discussions that involved luck, immortality, print vs online, dinner dates, meeting locations, good interviews, bad interviews, weekends in the snow, crap bosses (oh shit, that’s us), launch parties, and the Book of Revelations we decided that in actual fact we have absolutely no justification for being here at all… except for one sweetly-simple reason; we are here to entertain. And in doing so hopefully brighten up your day a little while you waste invaluable company time clicking through to the different pages and the adventures that await you there.

So go on click a little, click it up, have click of a time. Whatever really, as long as you have some fun with it. Come play with us amongst this kluster fuck of craziness. We’ve got undercover operations geared at discovering the most effective attire to adorn before stepping out with your skateboard. An insightful look into the world of bands and their moonlitcal activities. A Grandance discussion with Dappled Dave (Rennik). A rant about the benefit of being a whoreish housewife. A quick Q&A with N Zeds hottest new indie export, Shaky Hands. A cashed-up day of white-shorted sporting tournaments. A stunning pile of crap. Made up words (see if you can find them all)… and a couple a shit-hot album reviews for good measure.

Go get yourself a beverage, sit your pretty arse down and stay a while. We’re all friends here in the land of kluster. We promise we won’t bite… unless you want us to that is.

Much love always,

The Kids at kluster

 

The Kids at kluster are:

Kat Hartmann, Editor
Melinda Shi, Creative Director
Luke Spice, Web Developer

Contributors:
Photo’s: Margie Curry & Leah Consunji
Art: Kamila Borkowska
Illustration: Kashmir Brummel
Words: Anita Stein
Pearl Bond
Flipper
Mandy Chapman
Michael Hartt
Nawonda Sherry